A message board of jokes, hot babes and other weird things http://headhurt.com/forum/index.php Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:22:33 +0100 Phorum 5.2.18 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,19,19#msg-19 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,19,19#msg-19 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:41:23 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,18,18#msg-18 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,18,18#msg-18 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:40:48 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,17,17#msg-17 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,17,17#msg-17 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:40:14 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,16,16#msg-16 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,16,16#msg-16 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:38:59 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,15,15#msg-15 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,15,15#msg-15 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:37:53 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,14,14#msg-14 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,14,14#msg-14 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:36:58 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?5,13,13#msg-13 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?5,13,13#msg-13
He walks back across the street to check on his car. He asks the mechanic, " We'll, what does it look like?" The Mechanic replies, " It looks like you have blown a seal." Penguin says, " Oh No! Its ice cream, REALY!!"]]> xwing777 Dirty Jokes rated R and X Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:22:04 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,12,12#msg-12 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,12,12#msg-12 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:16:17 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,11,11#msg-11 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,11,11#msg-11 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:15:29 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,10,10#msg-10 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,10,10#msg-10 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:13:58 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,9,9#msg-9 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,9,9#msg-9 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:12:50 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,8,8#msg-8 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?8,8,8#msg-8 ]]> xwing777 Cartoons and graphics Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:11:08 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?1,7,7#msg-7 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?1,7,7#msg-7 (1) The congregation is cold
(2) The people don't like me and
(3) I just don't want to.

His wife said "Ok, but here are my 3 reasons why I want you to go"
#1 The congregation is not cold
#2 Some people there do like you and
#3 You're the preacher, so get dressed you're going!]]> xwing777 PG an under Funny Jokes Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:58:55 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?1,4,4#msg-4 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?1,4,4#msg-4
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn.

She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.

Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep!

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The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------]]> xwing777 PG an under Funny Jokes Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:02:22 +0000 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?2,1,1#msg-1 http://headhurt.com/forum/read.php?2,1,1#msg-1 Welcome to the website. Current coding and content is being revamped so some areas may not work correctly until it is completed.

Until then you can go ahead and register on the boards here and you will be able to access all areas when they have been completed.

Until then, enjoy whats available.]]> Admin New members, Site info, etc Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:09:40 +0000