A man told his wife he was not going to church this morning for 3 reasons.
(1) The congregation is cold
(2) The people don't like me and
(3) I just don't want to.

His wife said "Ok, but here are my 3 reasons why I want you to go"
#1 The congregation is not cold
#2 Some people there do like you and
#3 You're the preacher, so get dressed you're going!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/11/2011 07:59PM by xwing777.